Welcome to Whiffy Tidings or, if this is not your first visit, welcome back! Thanks for dropping by.

This is my little spot on the web and, in it, you'll find a veritable treasure trove of my stories, poetry, sketches, attempts at coherent audio and page after page of generally misanthropic sniping about what passes for popular culture these days.

You'll find my latest postings directly under this message or you can click on a category above to browse even further back. Remember to give me a shout through the 'contact' page if you've any feedback, qualms, offers of work, marriage proposals or magic beans for sale.

Take care now,

Richie
Que Sera Sera

Today is National Flash Fiction Day and, having handed in my final coursework yesterday, it left me with a free [...]

Published on May 16th, 2012
The vinyl countdown

I’m selling other people’s art to release my own – buy a CD and help me raise my total!

Published on May 7th, 2012
Classics with the coughin’ codgers

Over the past year or so I’ve been a regular at classical performances at the Aberdeen Music Hall.

Published on May 7th, 2012
Schulz!

Earlier this week I ran a competition to win an eight line poem on a theme of your choice. Yes, this was ridiculously self-indulgent but it has yielded something nice.

Published on April 20th, 2012
When we put the boot into ‘London Calling’

How we made London Booted: the full story and full download of the remix project that spawned an online mash-up revolution.

Published on April 18th, 2012
On the M.I.C. come on come with me to the place to be

Last night I performed poetry in public for the fourth time. It was the Open Mic section of Aberdeen’s Demented Eloquence poetry night and I’m pleased to say I won.

Published on April 15th, 2012
Hello to Big Brother

This is another political piece. Well, it’s a piece concerning current legislation: the re-introduced ‘snooping act’ that the Tories vehemently opposed when Labour were in power but now seem to wholeheartedly agree with it. It’s almost as if somebody else is pulling the strings out there isn’t it?

Published on April 15th, 2012
Nearly Mine

This poem concerns somebody who is unable to recognise the number nine: perhaps through simple nephophobia or a throwback to an on-stage meeting with Paul McKenna that was never quite reversed.

Published on April 15th, 2012
The Voice of Reason

This blog post is partly an apology for a tweet I posted in September concerning a BBC announcement that they were looking for new talent for a new show called ‘The Voice’.

Published on April 15th, 2012
Well…

My Grandad would have been 99 years old today. This is a life writing piece I wrote for my course around this time last year. Now seems a suitable time to publish it.

Published on April 9th, 2012
So What?

Another quick piece of poetry , which may make you think.

Published on April 9th, 2012
Easter Monday

I’ve just signed up to some new iPhone app called Opuss – I needed a poem. Quick. This is it!

Published on April 9th, 2012